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- I'm sure this was all a prank @SarahDisgraced. I would have just snuck into a room and changed into an @iraglass jacket and tie. 20 hours ago
- Last night at Ringside. #PowerTrio #Blondes #Brains #Hearts instagram.com/p/1n3wRFS0R7/ 1 day ago
- Thanks so much @higgschrishiggs ! 1 day ago
- Thanks @DanNielsenFIVES Those two-piece tear jobs can turn out really interesting sometimes. 1 day ago
- Caved into peer pressure and build a Tumblr page just for my collage. Be nice! kevinsampsellcollages.tumblr.com 1 day ago